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Zuckerberg’s Sister Randi Jayne POKES Yahoo

July 27th, 2007 · 1 Comment

Mark Zuckerberg’s sister, Randi Jayne has become a CELEBRITY and caused a CONTROVERSY in the US, by creating a few music video’s in her spare time when she’s not working @ Facebook.

Although some of her other video’s are still ramping up the YouTube charts, Valleyfreude, where she Pokes fun @ Yahoo, has been pulled…

But I managed to find it on the net….And just spent some time writing down the words they say. It’s pretty hardcore stuff! (especially the part where they go “Fuck you Yahoo” and this is a few weeks after Facebook turned down a $1 Billion offer from Yahoo!!!!!)


Valleyfreude (Failure Is Fun!) - The funniest movie is here. Find it

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I wrote down what they are saying so you can see for yourself how far they go!

Intro Talk: I don’t know, i’m just kinda tired of it - it’s like..

Randi Jayne: right now you have no users and you’re feeling really crap

Friendster guy: i’ll say

Randi Jayne: and when i see how sad you are it sort of makes me….. HAPPY

Puppet: happy?

Randi Jayne: sorry friendster, human nature, nothing i can stop

Randi Jayne: it’s vallyfreude

Randi Jayne: our blogs do well when company’s screw up

Puppet: oh man it’s been a great year for us. did you hear that Larry and Sergei failed their own employment test

Randi Jayne: did you ever clap when a VC firm lost a huge investment?

Friendster guy: Sure

Randi Jayne: And ain’t it fun to see paedophiles on myspace get arrested

Friendster guy: Kewl

Randi Jayne: Didn’t you feel all warm and cosy watching envendias going down the drain.

All: YAY

All: valleyfreude

Randi Jayne: people taking pleasure in your pain

Puppets: valleyfreude? isn’t it shadenfreunde? sure, but we just went into wikipedia and changed it

Puppets: yeah, you’re allowed to do that these days right? oh yeah, i do that all the time

Guy: watching zango pay a fine for conduct that’s illegal

Girl: or watching microsoft realise it isn’t iPod’s equal

Puppet: sitting in a yahoo boardroom when they offer facebook some dough

All: NO

All: valleyfreude

Puppet: FUCK YOU YAHOO, they’re going I….P….O….

Puppet: office assets getting seized

Puppet 1: big wigs losing equities

Puppet 2: watching someone get the rag on gigaome or valleyway

Puppet 3: finding out good ol HP was spying on there employees

Puppets 4: you know harley’s going to cackle when patricia gets the shackles

All: Valleyfreude Valleyfreude Valleyfreude Valleyfreude

Puppet: the world needs enron and pets.com and the newest A…O…L

Friendster guy: coz when start-up’s see em, they don’t want to be them

All: and that makes them feel swell

Puppet: they keep our blogs in business cars the people love to see - CATASTROPHE

Puppets: Valleyfreude

All: making our blogs a better place

All: making this town a better place

All: making the world a better place…

All: to be

V….A….L….L….E….Y….F….R….E….U….D….E

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