Mark Zuckerberg’s sister, Randi Jayne has become a CELEBRITY and caused a CONTROVERSY in the US, by creating a few music video’s in her spare time when she’s not working @ Facebook.
Although some of her other video’s are still ramping up the YouTube charts, Valleyfreude, where she Pokes fun @ Yahoo, has been pulled…
But I managed to find it on the net….And just spent some time writing down the words they say. It’s pretty hardcore stuff! (especially the part where they go “Fuck you Yahoo” and this is a few weeks after Facebook turned down a $1 Billion offer from Yahoo!!!!!)
Valleyfreude (Failure Is Fun!) - The funniest movie is here. Find it
If it doesn’t show up above, go here…
I wrote down what they are saying so you can see for yourself how far they go!
Intro Talk: I don’t know, i’m just kinda tired of it - it’s like..
Randi Jayne: right now you have no users and you’re feeling really crap
Friendster guy: i’ll say
Randi Jayne: and when i see how sad you are it sort of makes me….. HAPPY
Puppet: happy?
Randi Jayne: sorry friendster, human nature, nothing i can stop
Randi Jayne: it’s vallyfreude
Randi Jayne: our blogs do well when company’s screw up
Puppet: oh man it’s been a great year for us. did you hear that Larry and Sergei failed their own employment test
Randi Jayne: did you ever clap when a VC firm lost a huge investment?
Friendster guy: Sure
Randi Jayne: And ain’t it fun to see paedophiles on myspace get arrested
Friendster guy: Kewl
Randi Jayne: Didn’t you feel all warm and cosy watching envendias going down the drain.
All: YAY
All: valleyfreude
Randi Jayne: people taking pleasure in your pain
Puppets: valleyfreude? isn’t it shadenfreunde? sure, but we just went into wikipedia and changed it
Puppets: yeah, you’re allowed to do that these days right? oh yeah, i do that all the time
Guy: watching zango pay a fine for conduct that’s illegal
Girl: or watching microsoft realise it isn’t iPod’s equal
Puppet: sitting in a yahoo boardroom when they offer facebook some dough
All: NO
All: valleyfreude
Puppet: FUCK YOU YAHOO, they’re going I….P….O….
Puppet: office assets getting seized
Puppet 1: big wigs losing equities
Puppet 2: watching someone get the rag on gigaome or valleyway
Puppet 3: finding out good ol HP was spying on there employees
Puppets 4: you know harley’s going to cackle when patricia gets the shackles
All: Valleyfreude Valleyfreude Valleyfreude Valleyfreude
Puppet: the world needs enron and pets.com and the newest A…O…L
Friendster guy: coz when start-up’s see em, they don’t want to be them
All: and that makes them feel swell
Puppet: they keep our blogs in business cars the people love to see - CATASTROPHE
Puppets: Valleyfreude
All: making our blogs a better place
All: making this town a better place
All: making the world a better place…
All: to be
V….A….L….L….E….Y….F….R….E….U….D….E






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1 Apple iPhone Resources » Blog Archive » Comic Relief: Doncha Wish Your Cell Phone Was Hot Like Me // Aug 20, 2007 at 2:05 pm
[...] Jayne, who hails from Dobbs Ferry, N.Y., is emerging as a musical-comedic force in the Santa Clara Valley. If you liked her in this, you love her in CrackBerry, How to Get a Guy in Silicon Valley and the now hard-to-find Valleyfreude. [...]
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